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Bill and Michael's Bear Happy Hour

The Metropolitan Cowboy is the co-host of Phoenix's only Bear Happy Hour.  Bill and Michael's Bear Happy Hour takes place the first Wednesday of every month from 5:00 pm to 8:00 pm.  Bill and Michael's Bear Happy Hour at The HOasis is a fun time where bears, cubs, otters and those that admire them can come together for food, fun and frolic.  Food and draft beer is provided as well as The Metropolitan  Cowboy's special HOasis Hooch.  Making a tax deductible donation to the Gray Rainbow Foundation by either registering your Fry's VIP Card or donating at the door is the only way that you can get into this guaranteed good time.  Bill and Michael's Bear Happy Hour at The HOasis is the exclusive venue for the revamped and totally uncensored game, "Are You Worth a Rug Burn?"   


The HOasis Guest Invitee Form

The HOasis is a safe space for all invitees regardless of age, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender identity, body shape and size.  The HOasis is drug-free, including 420.  Attendance at a HOasis event is is by personal invitation from The Metropolitan Cowboy and filing out this form is mandatory for all who attend any social event thrown at The HOasis. 


This information will not be given to any third party without consent and by attending an event at The HOasis, I  grant permission to The Metropolitan Cowboy and all of his affiliates to use my likeness and image in perpetuity.

Sexual Orientation Self Identification*
Activities That I Like (Mark All That Apply)*
Include in this section, your age, where you live, where you are from, do you own or rent, single or married, what you hope to gain, and anything else you may want to share.
I HAVE BEEN VACCINATED FOR COVID-19 AND HAVE PROOF*
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